*Covers entire body in coconut oil and literally slides into bed*

I don’t even know how to have sex anymore but I am fluent in the mating habits of the Damselfly.

Watching a 6 hour documentary on insects. 

Mother Kimberly is here and I am taking her to the bar.

*wink*

Thinking about replacing all my pharmaceutical language with alchemical terms.

Zinc Oxide used to be called Philosopher’s Wool and I like that.