*Covers entire body in coconut oil and literally slides into bed*
I don’t even know how to have sex anymore but I am fluent in the mating habits of the Damselfly.
Watching a 6 hour documentary on insects.
Mother Kimberly is here and I am taking her to the bar.
Thinking about replacing all my pharmaceutical language with alchemical terms.
Zinc Oxide used to be called Philosopher’s Wool and I like that.
pelase dont tell my mom about my blog it’ll make her so sad